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Screaming For Tiki!

by WADGE

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NunU Fuck me it is a cracker full of good flavours that taste like all of the good times you've ever had jumped in your mouth and went straight to your brain for a massive happy party where no arseholes came and the best tapas on the planet earth was all free! So good!
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pause3 old school straight edge hardcore mixed with tiki inspired grind, what's not to like? Favorite track: Screaming For Tiki.
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1.
Say You Love Tiki! (free) 02:09
You’re gonna have a problem and its name is me Unless you get down with the fuckin’ tiki Don’t have to drink a mai tai if you are straight But you better hail a Lono before it’s too late I’ll smack a fuckin’ chisel right across your fuckin’ face Not down with Polynesia? You’re a fuckin’ disgrace! Sure man, it’s OK not to drink Better say you love tiki or you can spit your teeth Right in the sink! Aloha from Hawaii, now enjoy this fuckin’ fist! Waterfall of bloodshed soaking everyone with mist Samoan stomped cranium, a lesson for the rest Say you love tiki or you’ll be fuckin’ next! Sweet surf soundtrack as I beat Yer fuckin’ face into the fuckin’ concrete You’ve got a choice now open your eyes And use your head Before your little face situation becomes more widespread
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Screaming For Tiki (free) 01:23
Got the answer Carved in wood It’s time that you Understood Life is hard But that’s OK ‘Cause tiki will help you make through the day Screaming for tiki! We’re screaming, we’re screaming, we’re screaming Screaming for tiki! Skin or longhair It’s all the same Unity through tiki Take the strain If you need help Just scream out The tiki will be coming There’s no fucking doubt! Want to make a better life for you and me? Open up your mouth and fucking shout “TIKI!”
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Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready to grind? Grab your board, catch a wave Leave your troubles behind Get sauced like Dean Martin Or carve one straight and alert All that matters is we’re here today Dodging sharks in a hula skirt Grind it out, grind it out Fist n’ shout, fist n’ shout Grind it out, grind it out When in doubt, whip it out Tiki storm the beach en masse Menehune scream Strappado discharges – 1, 2 fuck you Cross the golden stream Ya know, I was walking down the street the other day And I saw this guy all serious and grim He had on a shirt with a logo I couldn’t make out And he just seemed so fucking miserable Who knows how long this life will last? So while you’re here have a fucking blast! Surf and grindcore together as one Throw in some death metal just for fun Tomorrow cannot be assured So brothers and sisters heed these fucking words Tell those loved ones how you feel Cause any minute from now you could be a maggot’s meal
4.
Can't Stop the Musick (free) 01:54
Old as fuck, no more youth But we still will persist For the love of what we do Won’t stop, can’t stop Give me a beat that moves real sweet And I’m goddamn good to go Neighbours think I’m crazy When they hear me screaming From the basement window I feel sick and I may break a hip But fuck it, let’s rip And keep the fills real thick Prop me the fuck up and I’ll do my thing And don’t forget the pill for my ding-a-ling This musick is fused within the blood Not gonna stop till we’re 6-feet under mud
5.
Snivelling Elderly (free) 00:55
These, your heroes, take them all Round them up, one by one With egos grown out of control Impale their skulls on a fucking pole Old time relics still hanging on Demanding respect for days long gone Who gives a shit what you once did When you were just a kid This is what I see Snivelling elderly This is what I see Snivelling elderly Same old riffs, same ole song Isn’t it about time You moved the fuck along? Your boombox doesn’t earn you shit “Please, sir, can we do a split?” Fuck this bullshit hierarchy Cause it was never meant to be
6.
I Won't (free) 01:56
I won’t take a hit from the bong But I’ll give you a light Because I’m not the one To say what’s wrong or what’s right I live my life and that’s all I can do Fuck those who think they know best Maybe you drink or maybe you don’t Maybe you will or maybe you won’t While you’re tripping I’ll just laugh ‘Cause I can’t see shit When you get the munchies, I’ll get the chips Just don’t double dip! Nailed to the X or nailed to the weed It really matters not Grindcore, hardcore, uniform voice So let’s give it all we’ve got! Don’t shove your morals down my throat Unless you want a fight
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Ball-Peen Hammer (free) 00:44
Tried to reach out Show you the way You ignored me Now you gotta pay Told you that tiki would change your life But you just smugly ignored Well, here comes the ball-peen hammer, son Now you’ll know the score Tried to be nice, did what I could Now you have earned a face gash No second chances, no turning back Your skull is mine to smash Said it was ok If you drank the booze When you passed on tiki You chose to fucking lose To fucking lose!

credits

released May 15, 2015

Positively recorded and mixed at Tiny Bubbles Studio and Shave Ice Stand 2012. Massturd by Andy 'Youth Crew' Koettel, July 2014.

Mahalo to Andy and Randall for standing hard, straight & alert, while using their heads.

Special thanks to the awesomeness of 80s straight edge, before it was bastardised by chugga hardline dipsticks. Also, fuck Krishna – HAIL TIKI!

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